Isaac works for a professor who is an Orthodox Jew. Isaac has to go to pick up the kosher pizza for meetings of the research group. Funny things Isaac has told me about the Kosher Pizza place:
1) The name of the place is Pizza Cave. Appetizing!!!
2) The guy who usually works the cash register is some kind of Korean "little person" who is a very short but stout man. Probably not Jewish.
3) Because Jewish dietary laws prohibit one from eating milk and dairy together, you can't have a pepperoni pizza. They have innovated "tofuronni" which Isaac says is not bad. (I don't believe him.)
4) They just recently posted a sign soliciting job applicants who are observants Jews, and isaac says there is now a swarthy woman behind the counter wearing a huge gold star of David. The short but big Korean has been moved to the back.
This may not be funny to anyone but me, but I'm at work late keeping Isaac company and getting loopy with tiredness.
Edited to say: Not "milk and dairy together", but "meat and dairy together". I was really tired. But not drunk. It has to do with not boiling the kid in its mother's milk. You can eat fish in cream sauce though - that's OK! Just like Catholics with the definition of meat.